Officer Martin had barely cleared the door when
Tiare said, “Okay, ladies. We’re behind schedule. Let’s get this show on the
road.”
She hurried behind the bar and opened the fridge.
The other women moved in to help bring out the food and set it on the bar,
buffet-style.
“Can I do something?” I asked the room in general.
“Here.” Violet handed me a bag of potato chips and a
bowl of creamy-looking dip. “Set these out.”
“I’m sorry I didn’t bring anything,” I said. “I
didn’t know—”
“That’s okay,” Tiare said. “Tonight, you’re our
guest.”
Romy made his way toward the door. “Enjoy the game,
ladies.”
“Good night, everybody,” Esther waved, following
right behind Romy.
“Esther?” I said with a touch of desperation in my
voice. “Aren’t you staying?”
She stopped and turned around. “Gamblin’s against my
religion. I’m gonna call it a early night. But you all have fun.”
Gambling is technically against my religion, too.
But we weren’t playing for money, so that probably made it less of a sin. I
could hardly back out now after I’d promised Tiare and Violet. I stifled a
resigned sigh. “Okay. Goodnight, Esther.”
“I’ll be up till ten,” Romy called from the doorway.
“Let me know if you ladies need anything.”
“Thanks, Romy. Goodnight,” a few of the women called
to his retreating back.
Francesca deftly uncorked two bottles of white wine
while the other women finished setting up the buffet. Everyone lined up and
started filling paper plates. Tonight’s fare was finger food: chips and dip,
edamame, sushi, chicken wings, carrot and celery sticks, slices of Kaulana’s Bundt
cake, and more of Sylvie’s brownies.
I grabbed a brownie and bit into it while I worked
my way down the food line. I had a feeling I was going to need it.
The women settled around the large oval poker table.
Tiare pointed to an empty chair “Lillian, you can sit in Imogene’s place.”
“No,” said Coralee. “I want Lillian next to me so I
can show her how to play.”
“But that’s my
seat,” Sylvie said.
“Go sit in Imogene’s seat,” Coralee ordered.
Sylvie said, “But I don’t want—”
“Quit your whining, Sylvie,” Tiare barked. “Maybe a
different place at the table will change your luck.”
“Come, Lillian,” Coralee said, patting the chair
beside her. “I’ll explain the rules as we go.”
Pouting, Sylvie lowered herself onto a chair at one
end of the table. I sat between Coralee on my left and Mae on my right. One
chair, presumably Pearl’s, remained empty. Friendly banter flew back and forth
as wine bottles were passed and glasses filled.
Mae leaned to me and said, “Did you try the teriyaki
wings, Lillian?”
“Oh—I’m a vegetarian.”
“Seriously?” Violet asked. “You don’t eat any meat?”
Coralee said, “I don’t know how you can do that. I’d
starve without protein.”
There was no used pointing out that all plant
material is protein.
“In Germany vee eat meat three times a day,”
Francesca said, making fast work of a chicken wing and leaving the bones on the
side of her plate.
Violet passed a wine bottle to Coralee.
“Chardonnay, Lillian?” Coralee asked.
“Thank you.”
She filled a glass for me and passed the bottle on.
Tiare extracted a well-used deck of cards from her
purse. “Let’s play.” She plunked an orange plastic prescription bottle onto the
table.
Coralee got out two similar bottles. I tried to peer
at the labels, but couldn’t make out the small print.
Kaulana, Tiare, and Mae set out prescription bottles.
Francesca and Sylvie must’ve been the big winners in previous games. They each
had quart-size Ziplocs filled with dozens of multi-colored tablets and
capsules.
Eying the quantity of drugs that had appeared on the
table made me recall what the detective said about Pearl. She’d had a
significant amount of Valium in her system when she died—and she’d been
drinking. Had she won the drug at a poker game?
“What’ve you got, Lillian?” Coralee asked.
“Huh?”
“What kind of pills did you bring?”
“Oh—let me get them.”
The women fell silent, all eyes on me as I rummaged
through my purse. “The only prescription I have is for stool softeners,” I said
with an embarrassed shrug, producing a small white bottle. “Left over from a
small surgery—”
Everyone chimed in at once: Oh wow … Wonderful … That’s perfect … Fantastic … Exactly what we need
…
Above the chatter, Coralee said, “I’m gonna win me
some of those.”
“Me too,” said Sylvie, patting her Ziploc. “All
these benzos have me backed up something awful.”
“You’re not kidding,” said Violet.
“Ante up,” Tiare said, pushing a white caplet to the
center of the table. “Percocet.”
Francesca said, “Zanax,” around the chicken wing she
was gnawing and added another pill to the kitty.
Kaulana put in a small yellow tablet. “I’m not sure
what this one is.”
Sylvie selected a small white pill from her Ziploc
and added it to the others. “Oxycontin.” She popped a pill into her mouth and
swallowed it with a slug of wine. I hoped it was just an aspirin. Mixing marijuana
edibles, prescription drugs, and alcohol couldn’t be a good idea. No one else
took notice.
Before I could say anything to Sylvie, Coralee turned
to me. “This is how it works. Regular strength pills count as one. Double and
triple strength count as two and three, and so on.”
Between the magic brownie and the glass of wine, my
concentration wasn’t all it could’ve been. I nodded as if I understood,
figuring I’d catch on as the game progressed. Or not.
“For example,” she explained, “blue Adderals are
double the dosage so they’re worth two. White Oxycontin are three, the yellow
Oxycontin four, and so on.” She stuck a pill in her mouth and washed it down,
draining her wineglass. She poured herself a refill and topped off my glass.
“How am I supposed to remember all that?” I muttered.
“Don’t worry about it,” Violet said, swallowing one
of her pills with a hefty slug of wine. “After a few games you’ll start to
recognize all the pills.”
“Suzie Q,” said Mae, pushing a small white tablet to
the center of the table.
“What’s a Suzie Q?” I asked.
“Seroquel,” Tiare answered.
Seroquel, I
knew, was for schizophrenia. If the Suzie Q’s had been prescribed for
Mae, she should probably be taking them and not passing them around in a poker
game. I glanced at her prescription bottle, which held an assortment of
different colored and shaped pills. All I could make out on the label was the
name Masako Ita.
Coralee reached for the pill Mae had anteed and
showed it to me. “See, these are easy. It says right on the pill what it is,
along with the dosage. Not all of them are all like that, but you’ll learn.”
I realized they were all waiting for me to ante. I
opened my bottle and tipped a blood-red gel cap into my hand. “Stool softener,”
I said as I added it to the colorful assortment of pills on the green felt
tabletop.
Coralee and Violet anteed.
Tiare handed the cards to Coralee. “Shuffle.”
Coralee shuffled them with practiced moves and
pushed the stack back to Tiare. Tiare passed them to Kaulana, on her left.
“Cut.”.
Kaulana cut
the deck four times.
“First ace deals,” Tiare said. She dealt a card face
up to each player until Francesca got an ace.
The deck was passed to Francesca. She allowed Kaulana
on her left to shuffle the cards, and Tiare on her right to cut them.
“Zee game eez fife card draw,” Francesca said. She
dealt five cards face-down to each player. I picked up each card as it was
dealt to me, arranging them in order. My hand was scattered—four, six, seven,
queen, ace.
No matter what anyone says, I don’t believe there’s
any such thing as a ‘friendly’ game of poker. The game is based on deception.
While there’s an element of random fate involved, over the course of an evening
it’s usually the most cunning liar who walks away with the pot of gold—or in
this case, the pile of pills.
Tiare added a pill to the kitty. “I bet one
Klonopin.”
Violet called the bet with a Xanax.
“One Lexapro,” Coralee said, adding a white pill to
the kitty.
I pushed a stool softener to the pile. “I call.”
I’m not the world’s best poker player, but I can
hold my own. Which, I suppose, says something about my ability to lie when
necessary. I subtly observed the women’s demeanors. Kaulana’s normally cheerful
face fell as she studied her cards. Violet’s bright red bottom lip protruded in
a pout. Sylvie squirmed with the giddiness of a five-year-old trying to keep a
juicy secret. Tiare ran her tongue over her teeth. Coralee and Mae, on either
side of me, were too close for me to see their faces but I sensed their still
concentration. Francesca, directly across the table, caught me looking at her. She
locked eyes with me and raised an eyebrow. Her face gave away nothing.
Any one of them could be acting. By the end of the
night I’d have a better handle on their playing style, and a better idea which
of them were the most practiced liars.
This chapter was fun to read. It also reminded me of my parents' card club gatherings on Saturday nights for poker or sheepshead. They played for coins not pills but there was always plenty of "high balls" and food. The best wild card choice for poker was "duces and Jacks and the king with the axe".
ReplyDeleteYou're the only person I have ever heard outside my family who has mentioned sheepshead. We grew up playing it and the neighbourhood games the adult men had were serious things. The family ones were tremendous fun. Haven't found anyone to play with since I left Wisconsin!
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